i’m a substance abusing pseudo intellectual but you will respect me
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starting a foundation that gives disadvantaged children one wild ass night at the club
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Black coffee enjoyers fighting the longest war known to man
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Accidentally zoomed out on my maps app when looking for a restaurant and it gave me results for “lunch” in all of north america lol
Send all of the data you hacve
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these biotech companies have some nerve sending out “we’re hiring!” emails when they just announced hiring freezes and layoffs. got me fucked up.
do any of y'all remember muscleluvr2 in like 2013?
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literallllyyyy
so insane that it was 107° every day a month and a half ago and now it’s 39° out. the temperature has been so erratic the last couple of years and it’s usually erratic in texas anyway
I thought I had allergies but I’m pretty sure it’s a cold
my boyfriend/husband has told me a few times how dramatically my mood improved when the weather got cooler. like, as soon as the temperatures were under 111° and I could go outside again I was significantly less depressed. it happens every year that I feel super down during the summer but every year I think I won’t and it’s a surprising thing.





